Frequently Asked Questions


Q:  What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A:  Whatever you want; it can't hear you!


Q:  What do you call a stegosaurus without anything in its ears?
A:  Whatever it wants to be called!


Q:  Why did the dinosaur cross the playground?
A:  To get to the other slide!


Q:  Where do you live?
A:  I live in a house.


Q:  What state do you live in?
A:  I live in a state of constant confusion.


Q:  If I were to ask a hypothetical question, would you answer it?
A:  


Q:  If johnny had eighty apples and ate sixty-six apples, what would johnny be left with?
A:  A stomach ache


Q:  What is this website?
A:  This website is designed for me to practice writing HTML code.